Review: Haunted Nights (1993)
- Author: truc1979
- Created on: 2025-03-19 14:21:09
- Modified on: 2025-03-19 14:28:49
- Link to movie: Haunted Nights (1993)
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Tags: ComedyfunnyJonathan Morgan1990s
This one is on my favourite list: Funny plot and sexy girls. It's a review I wrote some years ago, I put it here for my first one :)
The story is about two detectives: Jonathan Morgan and Steven St. Croix.
Brittany wants to hire them because her sister mysteriously vanished. She tells them the whole story; her grand father passed away, and her sister should inherit his property. However, if she can't sign the papers before midnight, the castle would be given to her uncle and his wicked wife: Randy Spears and Britt Morgan.
While she's telling the story, another client appears in the office. She's Mystica. Jonathan Morgan asks Steven St. Croix to manage that new client.
Mystica thinks her husband is cheating her, because he didn't touch her anymore. Even if she tries to force him. To prove her skills, she experiment her seduction technique on Steven St. Croix...
That leads us to the first scene, discovering Mystica's nice tits and tattoos...
The detective then go to Scotland, to meet the wicked family. Randy Spears and his wife Britt Morgan, but also TTBoy the wolf and Celeste the daughter.
While the family clearly read the detectives intention, they prepare the papers with Woody Long, their lawyer.
They then ask Celeste to lead Woody to his room...
At that time, Randy and Britt also decide to have some good time, asking Marc Wallice to join.
Britt Morgan made a very very few film as a brunette. That's a pity, 'cause she's damn hot with that hair...!
The detectives are finally trapped.
Steven St. Croix get in the lab of crazy Ron Jeremy and is nurse Sahara, while Jonathan is trapped in a closet. That's a funny scene where he tells us how bad his conditions are: trapped, no fun, no sex, and soon no agent! Because yeah (spoiler!), Jonathan may have here the biggest non-sex role in the whole porn history :)
Now Britt Morgan is reading quietly, but is soon disturbed by a very excited TTwolf wo starts to fuck her leg...! Hopefully, she ask him to calm down and helps him to use his energy in an appropriate manner.
Back in the lab, Sahara explains Celeste that she's done with Dr Ron Jeremy's crazy experiments. She'd prefer he experiments on her. Celeste cuddle her, while Steven is still tied on is chair.
A little moment after Sahara dressed up again, TTboy with his human appearance arrives. She's soon attracted by his "animal magnetism".
With some luck and a very funny scene, the detective can finally escape and save the sister!
To conclude: A very funny movie, just watch it if you wanna spend a good time :) !