This Shaun Costello joke about Dickens's "A Christmas Carol" maintains a fairly faithful architecture to the novel. The grumpy old man Ebenezer transforms into the sexy, but bitter, Carol Scrooge (a Mary Stuart who barely lives up to the dramatic character) with that systematic hatred of Christmas, and of humanity in general. She is the editor-in-c

To escape her insistent friend Liz, the beautiful and seemingly well-off Pandora (Veronica Hart, a genre legend who needs no introduction) rushes into an antique shop where she stumbles upon a magnificent standing mirror, which immediately captures her interest. Although the elderly shop owner tells her the mirror is "worthless" and isn't even for

Candida Royalle has a juicy starring role here as a high-class prostitute (actually, much more than that) working for the mysterious Frisco man, John Carmichael (Jake Teague, in a gender-neutral role). Wealthy heiress Mabel Carter (an incestuous Marlene Willoughby) has hired them in a plan to get her spoiled son Marc (Jeremy Wyatt) to marry her, al